How did you end up here?
It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

nintenclo:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

cccrystalclear:

Totally BFF’s, They’re too adorable to be true

cccrystalclear:

Totally BFF’s, They’re too adorable to be true

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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isthatwhatyoumint:

here is a recording of the aforementioned muscle suit routine. yes, he is skating to “sex bomb.”

there are a few recordings out there and a couple of them are better quality than this, but in my opinion nothing will top the original recording. the reaction from the crowd is especially satisfying and, really, there’s just no replicating that initial surprise.

Steve takes to drawing with a tablet with enviable ease. He has an enormous folder of photoshop taking up more space than Iron Man designs and bitches to Tony about his Stark laptop lagging.

rai-kishi:

avengersasssemble:

Oh my god and Tony builds him a Starkdrive with 10x the storage space and next week Steve asks for another one and Tony just
“Dude cmon you can DELETE them”
Steve gets super offended

Oh my god, Tony no.

Steve doesn’t talk to him for a week.

Finally Tony revamps his Wacom tablet and creates a completely new painting program that mixes color and hues better and easier than anything else before he’s out of the doghouse

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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