Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
#captain america: the first avenger#a movie where one of the men in the tragic bromance is fridged for the emtional advancement of the other#and the woman is both compitant and respected even while being the love interest#a movie where bucky barnes is the damsel in distress not peggy carter#a movie where the main character’s most important trait is his goodness of spirit#let me tell you how much i love this movie via
So I bought this book because it actually produces some really great prompts. If you ever need any ideas for an au or something original holler at me I’ll dial you up one of these.
I’m going back to the circus.
S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.
Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.
I also accept this headcanon
never trust someone who says they don’t like captain america